attention VO!

If you like tireless minutes of women pretending to be flogged with a cat-o-ninetails, then this is the movie for you.

Excepting for a brief dalliance with some feeble looking clothes pins, this movie has nothing in it but nude women moaning unconvincingly for 40+ minutes while the lead character risks carpal tunnel syndrome.

Most of the cast I would consider at least moderately attractive, but none of them can act. The gossamer veil of a story line only provides an outlet for the actors to embarrass themselves.

The films production value was on par with what I would expect from a high-school drama club, but how much gloss can you really put on 40 minutes of flogging, some clothes pins and a chicken leg?